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Kayding
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1. A humorous term for the male penis, often used among friends as a lighthearted or inside joke.
2. Typically dropped in conversation to make something sound way more dramatic than it needs to be.
Bro, put your kayding away, this is a family cookout
Kayding by Fat Tuba August 20, 2025
Urban Dictionary Merch
When somebody inexplicably fails at something that they are supposed to be good at.

Named after San Diego Chargers kicker Nate Kaeding.
When a doctor drops his knife inside a patient during his millionth surgery he goes, "Oops, I kaedinged it, my bust."
Kaedinged by G Machine January 21, 2010
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Kaydince 

One of the most beautiful girls you will ever meet. she is sweet and caring loving and peaceful but she can hold her own in a fight. shes always down for whatever. deffinately the greatest girl ever..and she probably has a great mom
That girl looks like a kaydince.
Kaydince by dat-lo April 14, 2010
The act of hijacking a facebook thread for your own purposes and driving it wildly off topic. Sometimes kading can be an intelligent conversation that simply has nothing to do with the original topic, but most of the time kading is a form of spamming that annoys everybody not participating in the kadage. The easiest and most common way to kade a thread is to take turns posting lines from Dr. Horrible's Sing Along Blog, Charlie the Unicorn, or the Potter Puppet Pals.
This thread has been kaded!

Stop kading, you guys; I'm getting a million notifications!

Random fb status: Charise is tired from a long day
friend: Aww! I hope you get some rest soon!
kader1: I love pickles!
friend: What does that have to do with anything?
kader1: Snape, Snape, Severus Snape
kader2: DUMBLEDORE!
kader1: Ron, Ron, Ron WEASLEY
Charise: guys, come on, why do you always have to kade my status?
kading by K-menade December 29, 2009
A really smart person that is relatively sweet, honest, and loyal. This person will always be by your side and his promises will never be broken.
He kept his promise! His name must be Kaydin.
Kaydin by dweebynoob February 15, 2015
1. Screwing up 3 times in a row without any good reason.

2. Screwed up so bad it costed them the game.

2009 Post Season game - New York Jets VS San Diego Chargers, where the Chargers Pro-Bowl kicker Nate Kaeding missed 3 field goals that ended the 11 win streak and advancement.
The soccer game ended today by the goalie tripping over his own balls and kaeding the playoff.
kaeding by swjadesfire January 25, 2010
kaydin the most finest girl you could know that all the boys would die for, and she has a very outgonig personaltiy . you can tell her anything shes like a open book ,so if you know a kaydin you should be proud of yourself for meeting this wonderful person.
person1:hey you know kaydin!

peson2: oh yeah she is so pretty and a lot of boys like her.
kaydin by by: kahlil April 13, 2020
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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