Karachi is the hottest and dirtiest city in the world. It is overcrowded and there is a stench of shit and piss allover. The people are rude and very primitive. In every corner and on every sidewalk, there are disgusting spits of “paan” (a kind shitty thing that is chewed and spat). The police in there are the robber and the thief itself, so be careful and evade these snoopy dogs!
1. Karachi is even worse than fucking Lahore, but they have both one thing in common: they are both stinky and overcrowded!
2. In Karachi, you could be robbed easily!
by di da July 20, 2006
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noun: Diarrhoea or dysentry contracted by inflicting spicy Pakistani or Indian food upon an unconditioned constitution.
See: Delhi belly, Montezuma's revenge, The Sepia Mutiny, Traveller's Trots
Montezuma’s revenge and Karachi crouch, just two of the more publishable synonyms for traveller’s diarrhoea, is an almost universal experience for those travelling to more exotic parts of the world.
by Shambly Hermit January 24, 2005
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A bad case of 'the shits' brought on by an extremely hot curry the night before.
Much, much worse than Bombay Bum and Rhino-Eye as, in this case, the arse crack feels as though it has been prodded with a soldering iron.
"Oh shit Babes, you'd better put a loo-roll in the fridge, I've got Karachi Crack again"
by Marko the Great August 3, 2005
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A cup of coffee with way too much milk in it. In India and Pakistan, they put milk in their tea. Karachi is the largest city in Pakistan.
Son, this is thirteenth time you've fixed Karachi coffee...I'm getting tired of this, now!
by ElTurkAmericano March 4, 2015
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