a pedophile stalker rapist that has secret photo albums of 27 different females.

usually gendered as male.

usually has weird hair that he never trims.
full name is kaleb but has many nicknames like: kelp, kalb, etc.
"ew, it's that kale kid!"
"but his name is kaleb?"
by moist yeet June 06, 2018
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usually a sort of poptart, the kind with sprinkles,
also known as fishtart.
looks like a poptart, tastes like a fish.
also kinda looks like a fish.
man, i saw this kid, he was SUCH a kale.
by Amm18 July 22, 2009
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A faggot bitch who says he likes women but really wants 2 men at the same time. He dresses fag and talks fag. he has Dick on his mind all the time and he usually has a nut sack in his mouth most of the time.
Kale you are a faggot bitch go fuck a man faggot.
by 2-Dope March 04, 2005
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The most sweetest guy in the world but when it comes down to it at the end of the day he will tear your pussy up he loves pussy and will make you never want a different dick again get yourself a kale he suck a sweetie pie!
I got me some kale dick last night
by Getyousome June 09, 2018
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