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A pretty cool cat that likes to wear a hat. Doesn't really get mad for the wrong fad. When she sleeps she doesn't make a peep. Quiet as a fox she hides in a box. I think you're awesome like a blossom. If I sang you a lullaby would you be my valentine?
Kale likes to dance in advance.
by knittingkritters February 13, 2014
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a fat stupid wigger who eats all tylers food after school every day and wears his hat like a jackass.he also goes to the horse stable every day and eats horse shit
me:"hey kale,why dont you go eat all tylers food?"
kale:"i filled up on horse shit already"
by tommy wilson February 13, 2004
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a pedophile stalker rapist that has secret photo albums of 27 different females.

usually gendered as male.

usually has weird hair that he never trims.
full name is kaleb but has many nicknames like: kelp, kalb, etc.
"ew, it's that kale kid!"
"but his name is kaleb?"
"IT'S KALE!"
by moist yeet May 18, 2018
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Destined to become the most athletic football player to go to Horatio high school. He is very loyal to his friends and the ones he loves.
β€œKale is really fine” -Sheala
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by EmmaRay69420 December 08, 2019
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A cocky basketball player. Thinks he’s the shit. Isn’t good at anything but thinks he is.
Kale is so cocky! I’m gonna put him in his place!
by The Random 1 January 21, 2020
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