A cocky basketball player. Thinks he’s the shit. Isn’t good at anything but thinks he is.
Kale is so cocky! I’m gonna put him in his place!
by The Random 1 January 21, 2020
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A member of a now-gay clan. Awesome d00d who loves to write shiat. I make fun of his name now and then. Likes to pick on Eric.
by Age1 December 29, 2004
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An extremely dumb nigger that chucks spears all day long with extreme enthusiasm and niggerdum. Can also be found in nature as a Do Do bird if it were still alive.
"ah man would you look at that nigger over there yelling at them honkeys. That must be one of them Kales. damn them dirty spear chucken niggers!"
by The Mysterious Boner September 18, 2008
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an occasionally attractive southern dude who sucks at making bets and thinks basiounys are the hottest goddamn thing alive. never knows what the homework is and sucks dick at bluff.
that douchebag is a total kale.
by lancatttyyy April 26, 2010
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