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1: A butt-kinkin' character of of Naruto, and is partner to Hidan.
2. He can use tentecles to strangle, mame, rip things into pieces, and otherwise hurt very very very badly. Dude, like really bady. He's deadly.
3: He is known for being able to sew body parts back to where they belong.
4: He is kind of immortal, by having five hearts, and to kill him, you must kill ALL of the hearts. Seriously. Weird, right?
5: HE IS OBSESSED WITH MONEY!
(In a bathroom)
Kakuzu : Okay, here's the trading post.
Hidan: Why is it in a freakin' bathroom?
Kakuzu: Don't ask me. Just come.
Hidan: I don't know if it's the bathroom of that body, the smell is freakin' gross!
Kakuzu: Shut up and come on!
Kakuzu by Siyui-no Akatsuki December 23, 2008
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Kakapunding

1. The ancient war weapon of the Chinese Nanguari warriors.
2. The name of the serbian prime minister Urmo Kakapunding.
3. The Finnish tradition of leaving a dish of Lohikeitto for the öögubuugu ghost to feast in the night.
4. The famous African car company.
5. A person who can't dance.
1. "Bring forth the kakapunding!"
2. "Mr. Kakapunding is not responsible for the incident with the accordion."
3. "Hei Mikkänen, did you put the Lohikeitto under the table?"
"No."
"Well its kakapunding today, so hurry up."
4. "I only drive a kakapunding."
5. "Mikkanän is such a kakapunding."
Kakapunding by Mikkanän February 27, 2019
fruit fly or bat, enjoys sucking on something yummy every now and then
That kakaze could suck the juice out of an orange.
kakaze by Ravyn September 4, 2003

kakanumgay 

a god-like being worthy of all the protection of the world, also protected by the great warrior kunal
damaging this god will result in instant death for you and all of your family
He also comes with amazing sexual powers and black hair
he is a god that also radiates infinite power but gentle kindness
John: “did you see the almighty kakanumgay over there.”
Bon: “ yes, my purpose is now fulfilled, I can die in peace knowing my life purpose has been fulfilled"

kakaburu 

kangaroo poo, however it only truly can be called kakaburu when wrapped in a soggy lettuce leaf
Ed 'hey look is that some kangaroo poo'

Alex 'yeah' (picks it up)

Ed 'what the fuck are you doing'

Alex 'i thought i'd take it home and make myself some kakaburu, its pretty hard to buy nowadays'

Ed 'nice'
kakaburu by stephenrw January 20, 2009
They just opened a school for kakazes in New York.
kakaze by Justin Morris Wood September 2, 2003