Kentucky fried 

The description of someone who is ferociously fried.

Person 1: “American nazis invaded Czechoslovakia in 1982”
Person 2: “Bro, you’re actually Kentucky fried as fuck”

Kentucky fried by TickleThomson May 6, 2022

kentucky-fried

when you get sand on you at the beach after you put on sun tan lotion

Damn I hate that little kid who kicked sand on me after I put sun tan lotion and now I'm kentucky-fried

kentucky-fried by onslaught94 August 14, 2009

Kentucky Fried Asshole 

The BURNING sensation you will feel in your asshole approximately 7 hours after eating a KFC Zinger Meal, as you sit on the commode holding your ankles and screaming at passers by to "get Colonel Sanders".

Though a Zinger Meal doesn't taste particularly spicy going in, on it's way back out the other end it feels as though an army of hornets are raking hot coals around your ringpiece with a combine harvester.

It's like there's a party in your ass, and everyone's calling the Fire Brigade.

Dave: Why do you walk like that?
Eddy: I have Kentucky Fried Asshole

Kentucky Fried Asshole by Dr Suffering June 16, 2010

kentucky fried cum 

When you are fucking the blackest chick and you pull a drum stick out of the Colonels bucket and shove it up her vaginal bucket, making her scream and curse the Colonel's name as she splooshes onto that hunk of meat.

Dude, I'm not sure if Shaniqua will forgive me after I gave her a Kentucky fried cum. Still worth it.

kentucky fried cum by Joshiwan July 29, 2017

kentucky fried children 

A resturaunt in murica that steals and kidnapps children and put them in grinders and serve to other fellow muricans. And also they laugh at babies that have no parents and them steal them to reward shrek for good behavior and work ethics. Never eat there unless its on your bucket list or in your parents will. Skumbags

KFC was sooooo good!!! Never had anything like it.
What the fuck you are eating your own kind. I hope you're happy Eating Kentucky Fried Children

kentucky fried children by Anomonys Kid420 April 27, 2015

kentucky fried fetish

To stick piece of KFC into someone's vagina, bone part down, and eat it while it is stuck in her vagina.

D: Hey girl i have a kentucky fried fetish how about we meet in the bathroom and i'll grab a drumstick, huh?
G: Ew get the fuck away

kentucky fried fetish by Chodeyjones42 April 20, 2015

Kentucky Fried Taco Hut 

A combination KFC, Taco Bell and Pizza Hut all sharing the same building and drive thru.

I want pizza, I want a taco, I want a bucket of Chicken. We better find the closest Kentucky Fried Taco Hut.

Kentucky Fried Taco Hut by threepointer January 8, 2012