levi: ryan i seriously cant believe you had sex with stuphanies rat infested qwatch, why would you do that to your self?
ryan: thats not even the worst part!
levi: why what else happened?
ryan: because her
vaj smelt like a homeless shelter, i decided to
jam her ass clam.
levi: that sounds
chill.
ryan: and then i ate her butthole out and swallowed a metric full of butt crust and seamen.
levi: that sounds not
chill, kamikazes usually arent
ryan: more like Cumikaze
Kamikaze (aka cumikaze)