Justin Wang 

The kindest boy you’ll ever meet, a caring friend, brother, son, boyfriend. He will give you reassurance without you having to ask, he’ll match your love language, he’s always there if you need to talk, he will care for you more than anyone and anything, he’ll always ask you how you’re feeling, he’ll support you through thick and thin, he’ll give you endless hugs cuddles and kisses, he’ll play annoying rap music that only makes you smile and even though he doesnt like kpop, he’ll play it to cheer you up (spring day bts), he’s very protective, his cute spiky black hair, he will remember every detail like if your bts bias is suga or if you want to study philosophy, he’ll support your dreams and will put you first, he’ll share snacks with you, he’ll help you whenever you need, you’ll never be a burden to him, if you find yourself a Justin, you never want to lose him like I did, he is a literal angel on earth and i’m an idiot for letting him go. I love you so much

Alex: “hey you dated justin wang right?”
Iva: “yeah…”
Alex: “what happened?”
Iva: “I was an idiot who walked away from the love of my life, justin, i wish i could be with him again”

Justin Wang by ~whatever~ April 8, 2024

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012