Junior Prom

1.A night where Nice Guys stay at home alone and think that a few miles away, the girl of their dreams is with some asshole having the times of their lives without you.

2.An event which takes place in Nice Guys in nice guys imagination to make their pathetic High School experience seem better.

3The way for nice guys to start jumping into an ocean of depression and alcoholism starting their junior year. A lucky few will make their senior year better before it's to late. (Not Likely)

1. Guy stays at Junior Prom Night, home stares at the clock and wonder what their crush is doing at every exact moment with him.

2. Guy gets rejected by girl to Junior Prom, stays at home puts on music and imagines being with her. Its fun until guy realizes how pathetic it is.

3. Guy gets reject by girl to junior prom and is extremely depressed that prom night and despite hearing how bad alcohol is, decides to try it. Guy realizes that alcohol helps depression keeps drinking and from then on when ever he's depressed has a drink.. (Which is quite often, poor ex.. nice guy hello raging alcoholic)

Junior Prom by Lemon Guy January 6, 2010

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Junior Prom

An event that when people look back, it may be either the highlight or the painful depression high school experience.

It may leave emotional scars for the pain one feels. Difference between any other prom, may make you feel sad throughout the rest of juinor year but, also senior year, until college possibly.
Three Possible Junior Prom Experiences Involving a Date
1. Had a wonderful time, dancing was awesome and my date looked beautiful/handsome, had a great time and will remember it for the rest of my life.

2. Went to prom, alone, ate all night, saw my crush having the time of their life with their date, saw them freak, had last dance, jumped into the limo with each other and God knows what happened, went, home drunk alone, till I puked.... But that's okay, I blame myself, maybe I should have been taller, less acne, more athletic, ECT. And she doesn't even like the guy/gal!
3. Stayed at home and wondered what my crush was doing.... Drunk alone, felt horrible, saw the prom pics... Died a little inside. And she doesn't even the guy/gal!

Junior Prom Rejection

Crush: I took him/her as a friend.
You:Okay, have lot's of fun! (Crying inside)

Crush:We had an awesome time, how about you?
You:It was uhm... great!
Crush:Who'd you dance with?
You: (lying) Didn't feel good didn't want to dance.
Crush:Ohh that's too bad.

Crush:(Knowing you like him/her) That's okay' we're going as friends.
You:Okay.. Have fun.
Crush:That's okay, I promise I'll hang out with you the week following prom weekend.

You:That sounds good, have fun!

About three weeks later, notice crush didn't keep promise or, talk to you much less.
You: Finally, we get to talk.
Crush: Yeah
You:So, what's up?
Crush:Nothing much.
You:Okay how was prom?
Crush: Fun, how was yours?
You: Uhm... Not so fun...
Crush: Well, i didn't take you because I didn't want you to make a move on me.

(What he/she really means... He/she, is taller, more attractive, less acne, more my type ECT.

Crush:Well, I don't like him.

You:........

Crush:Well, (sarcastically) SORRY! BYE!

Junior Prom by Deputy Man November 11, 2009

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Junior Prom

A huge bitch, that doesn't think they are a bitch. They tend to call others bitches, when in fact they are the biggest bitch of the group but fail to realize it.
Their easy to point out their usually the designated driver, a one-beer-queer, a homo, and above all a huge bitch

Acting in a way that a bitch would.

person 1 "Man why is this kid bitchin"
person 2 "He reminds me of a fuckin junior prom, not to mention he's a bitch"

Junior Prom by NDIRISH UMSUCKS May 11, 2010

Junior high prom

A prom that you go to in junior high. Where you can dance etc. and do some wild and crazy things. It is mainly to give you some experience with going to a prom at going to a prom so that when you go to your high school prom you are less likely to mess things up.

What are your plans for the junior high prom?

Junior high prom by The Fury 13 January 23, 2011

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

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