July 31st 

The day when the baddest bitches are born! bitches born on this day are thicc and hot🥵

boy: when yo birthday

girl: july 31st
boy: oh so you bad😍

July 31st by missgoddess October 19, 2019

July 31st 

National Kiss Your Girlfriend Day!!

“Hey, it’s july 31st, give me kisses!!”
“uhg, fine!”

July 31st by suhreenuh July 30, 2021

july 31st 

the day some idiot got seesaws banned from nj and broke her cheekbone

july 31st is a great national holiday

july 31st by picobokuno March 4, 2020

July 31st 

Harry Potter was born

- Omg dude do you know what day it is?!?!
- IT'S JULY 31ST, HARRY POTTER'S BIRTHDAY!!!! WE NEED TO REWATCH THE MOVIES RIGHT NOW

July 31st by 000weeb000 February 10, 2020

July 31st 

literally the best birthday ever mostly best friends with people born on February 2nd they are really cool people if they’re born that day iykyk and people born on this day are mostly short and have anger issues

isnt harry potter born on july 31st

July 31st by jevvo February 13, 2022

July 31st 

National grab big beaver day!

Whoa! Did you hear about July 31st?! I heard it’s national grab big beaver day!

July 31st by Yourbishes69 April 22, 2019

July 31st 

July 31st is the national Tara Yummy day

that's the day we celebrate the most awesome person in this world Tara Yummy

it's July 31st, so it's Tara Yummy day I have to celebrate this

July 31st by bisnacksueel July 31, 2021