July 1

The date of birth for kings and gods alone. You will never meet a normal person born on this day.

Tyler: "i heard Jimmy was born on July 1st."
Kelly: "Yeah he watches over heaven now."
Tyler: "Lmao I'm Wet asf."

by Kenshiman October 15, 2019

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Tree affection day. Where everyone takes 40 minutes to find a nice tree and appreciate it's existence.

" Dude, that's a real hot tree. Ima fuck it for Tree affection day! July 1ST ROCKS "

by Gldfshsun October 15, 2019

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You love summer don't you 👀 you are a lucky person I means that you will never have your b day on a school day (I love you full homo)

Lily: Your b day is on July 1 you are so lucky
Chris: I know right

by AnyWordYouLike October 15, 2019

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Person 1: That’s one bad bitch
Person 2: Well yeah, they were born on July 1st
*end scene*

by diymomjeans October 16, 2019

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-Hey were you born on July 1st

-Yeha why ?
-no wonder your so hot

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The day where woke companies stop pretending to like gay people and reveal that they only do it for the money. People still fall for it every year.

CEO: It's July 1. You can stop pretending that you pander to gay people now.

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the day that you have to slap your best friend on the back of their neck as hard as you can. then leave them there on the ground crying.

friend: its July 1 you know what that mean
friend 2: please no

by justsomeasiankid March 12, 2020

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