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desert jellies 

According to Arin Hanson from Game Grumps: Desert Jellies are what the navy calls it when you jerk off in the shower, since you rarely get any alone time except for when you're in the shower. If you jerk it too much however, it will clog the drain, and your "desert jellies" will float back up to the surface.

This is from their BOTW playthrough btw.
"The shower drain got clogged again," Person #1 said.
"What? How?" Person #2 asked,
"Desert Jellies," Person #1 simply replied.
desert jellies by potato goddess September 29, 2020
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With this name, there’s not a set place to start. Said to be gifted with the power of a goddess, Jillian walks with a sense of power or swagger. She is completely sarcastic and witty, loving all kinds of jokes. Jillian is very protective over the ones she loves and would go to the ends of the earth with them. If you get on her bad side, she still treats you with the utmost respect for your point of view. Jillian prefers guy friends over gal friends, and really appreciates the simple things in life. She loves music with a burning passion and you may find that she is an older soul. She acts more mature than her age, but she’s able to switch back to childish youth whenever.

As for physical appearance, Jillian may be extremely self conscious, but act like she knows she’s beautiful. In reality, she is to other people. She may always see her own imperfections in her appearance and personality, so make sure you reassure her.

Jillian is strong and independent. She doesn’t need a boyfriend. She will never let a guy “have” her. She is her own, and her own, only.
“Wow. She walks like the owns this place.”
“Of course she does. She’s a Jillian.”
Jillian by Ace+Of+Spades June 18, 2019

great supine protoplasmic invertebrate jellies 

The insult given to the gathered members of the London Assembly by London Mayor, Boris Johnson
B. Johnson: "Are you saying they're abdicating their duty to scrutinize me?"
"Are you saying that they haven't the guts to put the questions to me?"
"Great supine protoplasmic invertebrate jellies!"

Jilling-off 

Jilling-off is a slang term for female masturbation. Jilling-off is the female equivalent of a male jacking-off.
I learned to start knocking after I walked in on my roommate, violently jilling-off with her vibrator.
Jilling-off by Melancholy Babydoll September 14, 2016

jullianne 

Jullianne is unknowingly of how beautiful she is. She is shy and timid, but if you break her out of the shell she is very enjoyable to be around. She is a hard-core fan girl of many boy bands. She is smart and hardworking. She can do anything if she tried her hardest. Jullianne needs to work on being more confident. Jullianne is very loyal and sweet. Although she is nice she sometimes gets confused on who her real friends are.
You are such a jullianne giving me free chocolate..

jilling off 

Gabriella was in her room jilling off.
jilling off by whatadickhead August 4, 2016
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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