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desert jellies 

According to Arin Hanson from Game Grumps: Desert Jellies are what the navy calls it when you jerk off in the shower, since you rarely get any alone time except for when you're in the shower. If you jerk it too much however, it will clog the drain, and your "desert jellies" will float back up to the surface.

This is from their BOTW playthrough btw.
"The shower drain got clogged again," Person #1 said.
"What? How?" Person #2 asked,
"Desert Jellies," Person #1 simply replied.
desert jellies by potato goddess September 29, 2020
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With this name, there’s not a set place to start. Said to be gifted with the power of a goddess, Jillian walks with a sense of power or swagger. She is completely sarcastic and witty, loving all kinds of jokes. Jillian is very protective over the ones she loves and would go to the ends of the earth with them. If you get on her bad side, she still treats you with the utmost respect for your point of view. Jillian prefers guy friends over gal friends, and really appreciates the simple things in life. She loves music with a burning passion and you may find that she is an older soul. She acts more mature than her age, but she’s able to switch back to childish youth whenever.

As for physical appearance, Jillian may be extremely self conscious, but act like she knows she’s beautiful. In reality, she is to other people. She may always see her own imperfections in her appearance and personality, so make sure you reassure her.

Jillian is strong and independent. She doesn’t need a boyfriend. She will never let a guy “have” her. She is her own, and her own, only.
“Wow. She walks like the owns this place.”
“Of course she does. She’s a Jillian.”
Jillian by Ace+Of+Spades June 18, 2019

great supine protoplasmic invertebrate jellies 

The insult given to the gathered members of the London Assembly by London Mayor, Boris Johnson
B. Johnson: "Are you saying they're abdicating their duty to scrutinize me?"
"Are you saying that they haven't the guts to put the questions to me?"
"Great supine protoplasmic invertebrate jellies!"

Jilling-off 

Jilling-off is a slang term for female masturbation. Jilling-off is the female equivalent of a male jacking-off.
I learned to start knocking after I walked in on my roommate, violently jilling-off with her vibrator.
Jilling-off by Melancholy Babydoll September 14, 2016

jullianne 

Jullianne is unknowingly of how beautiful she is. She is shy and timid, but if you break her out of the shell she is very enjoyable to be around. She is a hard-core fan girl of many boy bands. She is smart and hardworking. She can do anything if she tried her hardest. Jullianne needs to work on being more confident. Jullianne is very loyal and sweet. Although she is nice she sometimes gets confused on who her real friends are.
You are such a jullianne giving me free chocolate..

jilling off 

Gabriella was in her room jilling off.
jilling off by whatadickhead August 4, 2016
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ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
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Person B: "Wow, EBK."
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Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
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Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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