jschlatt

A boomer who runs a cryptocurrency service known as Schlatt and Co which distributes schlattcoin on the SMP Live Minecraft server. He made the greatest Minecraft video in existence "A Tribute to Minecraft"

he also hates stal.

Person: Jschlatt please for the love of god just press control to sprint it's not that hard you absolute boomer

by xxxadicion July 27, 2019

Jschlatt

Jschlatt, also known as: Schlatt, Schlattina, Schlattius Maximus, JallmeSchlarson, JonathanSchlatt, Big Hot Man, and more, is an American ex twitch streamer and YouTuber who makes funny videos. He is also famous for the mass murders he commuted during 1999 and for his time as a 5 star popcorn chef. (I just thought this gif was funny btw)

Person 1: hey, have you seen any of JSchlatt’s streams in the past month?
Person 2: Haha nice one.

by Babylikethemovie September 16, 2020

Jschlatt

The American Idol.
He is my God.
#fuckstal

Guy 1: watch jschlatt on twitch buy twotch prime

by Buytwitchprime September 30, 2019

Jschlatt

A twitch streamer who is a Wii Sports god, (used to be) a Minecraft Country President, an amazing babysitter and an all round funny guy. He still has that thang on him.
#fuckstal

Person: Who's that? He's got sexy mutton chops!
Intellect: That' Jschlatt. He hates bitches named Emily.

by mcytsimp007 November 24, 2020

Jschlatt

A youtuber who is/was on Callmecarson's smplive server. Uses a terrible mic for comedic purposes.

Have you seen Jschlatt's "A Tribute to Minecraft?"
Why yes I have that youtuber's video

by Wildreaper9224 June 03, 2019

Jschlatt

The pretty, pretty princess in the Mario Brothers franchise.

Heyy do you know Jschlatt?
Yeah, my favourite quote is 'ban women'!!

by Dead_Thing_Walking January 31, 2021

jschlatt

a big guy, sexier than most, a bit on the wild side, con-artist and money connoisseur .

“jschlatt took my money” says person A, “no he didn’t” says person B

by Dilsers April 16, 2021