Getting so drunk that you not only screw your chances of making out with a good looking female, but you also ruin any chances of a repeat make out sessions in the future and ultimately look like an ass to all your buddies and the rest of the people you are around.
Generally speaking when you get Jovi drunk you will end the nights make out session by stumbling and falling under a pool table, trying to fight the girl or do something that insures you will not be getting any action that night.
Generally speaking when you get Jovi drunk you will end the nights make out session by stumbling and falling under a pool table, trying to fight the girl or do something that insures you will not be getting any action that night.
Did you see that guy last night? He was so Jovi drunk he fell going down the stairs and took that hot girl with him.
Jeff was so Jovi drunk last night he yelled at that girl for a half hour just because she wouldn't get him a beer.
Matt was making out with that gorgeous girl and then he got so Jovi drunk and fucked up any chance in hell he had.
Jeff was so Jovi drunk last night he yelled at that girl for a half hour just because she wouldn't get him a beer.
Matt was making out with that gorgeous girl and then he got so Jovi drunk and fucked up any chance in hell he had.
by hellenkellar November 1, 2010
by nativepride March 15, 2006
by Petey B October 25, 2004
DAMN! With all these girls in the pool, I'm getting the biggest Bon Jovi ever.
I'm getting a Bon Jovi just thinkin about that girl's angel ass.
I'm getting a Bon Jovi just thinkin about that girl's angel ass.
by Sean Manning June 6, 2007
The most sucking band ever to emerge on the rock scene.
They are good at making young girls wet their pants, though, singing about i'll-die-for-you-i-will-always-love-you kind of shit. They suck even harder when they try to sound like a real rock band.
They are good at making young girls wet their pants, though, singing about i'll-die-for-you-i-will-always-love-you kind of shit. They suck even harder when they try to sound like a real rock band.
by shakhan December 7, 2005
Possibly the best rock band to ever put out an entire album of power ballads (Slippery When Wet). Led by singer Jon Bon Jovi, the band is one of the few to make the transition from the 80's hair metal scene to the alternative nineties. Liked mostly by girls, and currently not cool in the public's eye, but we all know that they rocked pretty hard.
by 7620 August 29, 2005
by brooke stephenson December 20, 2005