The best con man that ever lived. Created his own religion based on ideas he borrowed (stole) from an unpublished novel and the mason sect. Established a devoted flock of religious followers while remarkably continuing his snake oil ways until the day he was killed. The man is now a saint and founder of the Mormon church.
Ken Delay is a loser. He made lots of money, but got busted in his own lifetime and will always be a loser. Joseph Smith, however, created his own reality making the rules and then changing the rules to suit his mood. Joseph Smith is a saint.
by Fanny Alger August 10, 2005
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Every Hebrew letter is a number. The name Joseph Smith written in Hebrew adds up to 666. Joseph is: Yod = 10. Holem Waw = 6. Samech = 60. Pheh = 80. Smith is: Samech = 60. Mem = 40. Yod = 10. Thau = 400. Add it up.
by Isaiah Fourman October 8, 2008
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The founder of Mormonism and a minor character in Trey Parker and Matt Stone's musical, The Book of Mormon.
When the residents of a small Ugandan village told the story of the first Mormons, they told how there was disease and famine in a small village called Oopstate, New York and that Joseph Smith had sex with a frog to cure his AIDS. Moroni then appears from the Starship Enterprise telling Joseph to lead the villagers to a new village. He hands Joseph golden plates which have the directions Sal Tlay Ka Siti written on them. Along the way, they encounter Brigham Young who had cut off his daughters clitoris, and that god punished him by turning his nose into a clit. Joseph cures Brigham by rubbing his frog on his face and in turn, Brigham joins the Mormons on their journey. After travelling for so long, they ran out of fresh water and Joseph dies of dysentery. Brigham now has the golden plates and leads the Mormons to Sal Tlay Ka Siti where they dance with Ewoks and Jesus suggest they all have as many babies as they can and make big Mormon families.
Joseph Smith, do not fuck a baby. I'll get rid of your AIDS if you fuck this frog.
by The Hodgeman October 9, 2019
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A science fiction writer from the 19th century, born on December 23rd, 1805, died on June 27th, 1844 by execution. His is the creator of the Mormon aka LDS (Latter Day Saints) religion. Some would say he is the Ron Hubbard for his time period for their outrageous and whacky beliefs. Joseph Smith is known by Mormons as the "Dear Leader". Joseph Smith stated when he formed and founded the Mormon sect, he claims he was visit by two men, who were aliens from a distant planet known as Kolob and told him to start a religion. Joseph further claims he was given special glasses to read gold plates, that were also given to him by the two aliens. This may have been the first instance in documented history (well Mormon history) where someone was hallucinating from the influence of drugs or alcohol, which is why Mormons do not believe in partaking in any of these. In theory, a man of his time could not write such writings unless they were high or intoxicated. The people of the Mormon/LDS sect refer to Joseph Smith as the dear leader for bringing back what they believe to be the true church back to earth. The Mormon church recruits people for the church by sending out 19-21 year old men dressed in dark suites and white shirt with ties and sometimes, young girls who are older than 21 dressed in white blouses and dark skirts/slacks to convince people who are not of that faith to believing that there church is true.
We love our dear leader, Joseph Smith, who brought by the true church back to this earth.
by Lando Pepper December 2, 2011
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A man who was persecuted by those who could not conceive of there being modern-day revelation. He restored the gospel after a nearly 1700 year apostasy. This church, called "The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints", does not practice polygamy, and does not believe in saints the way other religions believe in saints.
Joseph Smith died a martyr for what? For what he knew was true and wouldn't deny.
by R.D.O. March 4, 2006
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Joseph Smith was a prophet in the mid 1800s. He established the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints (Mormons). He did NOT establish plural marriage for his own satifaction, but because he got a commandment. He was marytered for his religion and his God. He was brave, and yes, he and the church he established are Christians.
Joseph Smith gave his life for the religion he believed in.
by mormongrl September 8, 2011
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A science fiction writer from the 19th century, born on December 23rd, 1805, died on June 27th, 1844 by execution. His is the creator of the religious Mormon. Some would say he is like the Ron Hubbard for their outrageous beliefs and is known by Mormons as the "Dear Leader".

When Joseph Smith founded the mormon, he claims he was visit by two men who told him to start his own religion. Joseph further claims he had special glasses to read gold plates. This may have been the first instance in documented history where a guy was really high.
We love our dear leader, Joseph Smith, who brought by the true church back to this earth.
by Lando Pepper November 22, 2011
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