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A complete badass, and bromacho.

Referencing a bromachopotamous, hes one chill ass fucker.

May not get madd pus, but he kick back with the nattys.
P1: Hey you're badass.
P2: Yeah, hes a Joseph
by Marywether Lewis March 22, 2011
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He is a beautiful, terrible being. A destroyer of worlds. The conquerer of Earth. He is all that is man. Beautiful women flock to him. He will rule the world with his iron fist and see that only the strong prosper.
Joseph makes Superman look like a wimp and he made Chuck Norris quiver with fear.
by Coimiceoir February 02, 2009
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Joseph is the most loyal person you will meet. Dark brown hair/eyes, tall and lean. Goes by JoJo to those closest to him. He doesn't lie, cheat, or steal and he prides himself on that. He was raised very poor which in turn he learned how to appreciate things for what they are. He will always put others before himself because he is a very loving man. "Family first" he's renowned for saying. He doesn't care too much about inanimate objects. If you happen To get the opportunity to be his friend, do it! He is a very good listener. His personality is one of a kind. He has very few friends, but those who are, they are very loyal to him as he is to them. Ladies that know him Would do whatever to have him. The ideal image of a great Husband/Father. A Beast in bed whose skills are unsurpassable. Will be there for you no matter the situation. Dont let his kindness fool you, he's ride or die and NEVER cross him, to do so will prove fatal.
NayNae: OMG WHO IS THAT?!
Random: That there is a legend, his name is Joseph, it's spoken in a hush hush manor. Women are transfixed in fascination when he is around.
NayNae: What? I didn't hear you I was watching him.
Random: It's cool, he has that effect on women
by brobroyoyo May 15, 2014
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A guy who has an extremely long penis and is good at every sport. He gets any girl who he wants and has a 4.0 gpa. He also drives corvets and fucks bitches for money.
swag amazing cool awesome, Joseph
by iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii October 26, 2012
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1.the amazingly hot guy.

2.perfect in all ways.

3.totally hot
oh wow look at that guy joseph he is totelly hot
by lil chy chy January 09, 2008
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