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Jeffried 

To be jeffried is to fall asleep usually in a public/awkward place and to have a friend/stranger snap a photo beside your sleeping self. Hilarity ensues but if the jeffrey is done properly, it will be stealth and you will have no idea until you log on to social media. Named after Flipping Out's Jeff Lewis, whom has the best and most creative jeffrey's ever!
I jeffried Mike last night when he fell asleep at the bar, what an old man!
Jeffried by peeptoe December 18, 2013
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Jeffried 

The act of unexpectedly getting screwed over by one of your close friends, loved ones or business associates. You know it's coming, but every time it happens you are still somehow surprised, you would not think someone that close would stick it to you again.

The person's name does not have be Jeffrey, it is the name of the person who created the act of being Jeffried

Synonym: being screwed over, fucked, hosed, swindled, scammed
When the bill came, I ended up paying $30 for a piece of cheesecake; Jeffried again!

Jeffried 

A term used to describe being overly intoxicated, usually having over consumed multiple inebriants. Getting 'Jeffried' has less to do over consumption of a given intoxicant and more to do with the number of intoxicants one has consumed.
Sorry about attacking you last night. I really shouldn't have taken those pills after drinking, smoking and doing coke all night. I was totally Jeffried.
Jeffried by Sheik.Yerbouti October 27, 2010

Joseified 

When someone is broke or out of money
I only have 20 bucks in my bank account I’ve been joseified
Joseified by Yousefaintfunnt June 18, 2022
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026