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to make something/someone appear more put together quickly.
"I have a date in five minutes and I look like shit"
"You need to jooj"

"I have class in five minutes and I look stoned. I need to jooj."
by sauciillattinnaa696969 December 03, 2009
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Armenian for dick. See also: Glir, Blig
1. I have a huge jooj.
2. Play with my jooj.
3. Of course my jooj is big, I'm Armenian!
by NorCal Harout October 03, 2006
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A nickname originated in Racine, WI for K2. A substitute for marijuana that gets you high but does not contain THC. Jooj comes in many different flavors and kinds such as Scooby Snax. dA JoOoOJ
"I can't smoke weed I get drug tested."
"Dude lets smoke some jooj!"
by CRISH March 17, 2014
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In the fashion world, it means to make something better, generally by tweaking or quirking it to better fit what it's supposed to do both functionally and artistically. It's become most popular due to its frequent use on the hit Bravo show Queer Eye for the Straight Guy, usually by their fashion guru Carson Kressly.
That looks a little plain, why don't we Jooj it up
by Joojer October 03, 2017
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Jooj is a codeword for Jesus Original Orgy Joe. It is also a name for the Jooj squad, a world class organization.
"JOOJ my number one man!"

"Ima join the Jooj squad"
by Rivusjivus September 01, 2017
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