another word for a comdom OR a general dickhead who likes to annoy everyone and dosnt answer phone or texts.
by dissid February 4, 2009
Logan: Bro did you wear a Jonny when you had sex with Ellie?
Colt: Ofc I had to wear a Jonny, I'm not tryna be a dad at 14 you know?
Colt: Ofc I had to wear a Jonny, I'm not tryna be a dad at 14 you know?
by yournansasocialreject102 February 26, 2022
Jonny has a big cock
by Your computer has virus April 2, 2022
A Jonny hides in the wild by covering itself in a thick layer of vehicle grease/oil, and disguising it's natural smell with that of tyres.
When domesticated, a Jonny can be put to good use in the kitchen, making tea and baked potatoes.
However, they demand excessive payment in the way of dominating your World of Warcraft gaming time, and bottles of sherry. (They also like to take your last Marlboro when you're not looking, and if not hidden, will also 'look after' your green for you until they think you should smoke it with them.)
When domesticated, a Jonny can be put to good use in the kitchen, making tea and baked potatoes.
However, they demand excessive payment in the way of dominating your World of Warcraft gaming time, and bottles of sherry. (They also like to take your last Marlboro when you're not looking, and if not hidden, will also 'look after' your green for you until they think you should smoke it with them.)
"I was walking through the park the other day, when a herd of Jonny's came flying past. One of them stole the fag right out of my mouth, and before I could say anything, they had disappeared in a cloud of dust."
by MValentine August 28, 2008
by Walkerboi October 26, 2018
by trennalised March 2, 2008
A jerk-muffin-head who you think you can trust but it turns out he is a jerk-muffin-head and then goes and dumps you for a girl that he dates for two days and then breaks up with. Also, he may tell all your secrets and ruin your life so don't tell him any of your secrets.
girl1: hey how are you and jonny?
girl2: if you ever say that name again i will shoot a baby in the face.
girl2: if you ever say that name again i will shoot a baby in the face.
by Lfe September 30, 2009