What happens when you give an angry, fat little asian man control of his own totalitarian regime. If only his father didn't make fun of him for drinking margharitas.
North Korean Officer: Great Leader, Great Leader, the imperialist aggressors have made a horrible movie mocking the amazing country which you have created, what shall we do?
Kim Jong Un: Lets call the Chinese, maybe their hackers can help our puny country to attack the western world with any degree of success!
North Korean Officer: Yes, Great Leader. Shall I fetch your superman pajamaa?
Kim Jong Un: Lets call the Chinese, maybe their hackers can help our puny country to attack the western world with any degree of success!
North Korean Officer: Yes, Great Leader. Shall I fetch your superman pajamaa?
by homieijustfuckedyomomma March 23, 2015
The leader of North Korea who follows in his dead father's monarchy and gets all the food he was sent to himself (which is why he's fat) and the military, leaving the rest of the North Koreans skinny. Also he makes the police do bad stuff to prisoners (torture them)
Someone should do something about Kim Jong Un.
by What-thing February 19, 2014
When a man goes on a crazy sex rampage and fucks every female thing that he sees. He impregnates all of them and they all thoroughly enjoy it.
The man is now father of 56 kids and 9 puppies 4 cats and a bird after he went Kim Jong Uning awhile ago.
by FredFred69 August 18, 2014
by ThatOnePastafarian March 20, 2016
by Vine 9+10 black kid March 8, 2018
by UltraEnergyFlows September 2, 2018
a fat, ugly, bad guy with a really weird haircut. he likes bombs. he likes starving people. he likes torturing people in camps and stuff. he's basically a jerk. and he's not south korean. bam.
Kim Jong Un is so sexy.
by btsloverfromnybutstillkorean January 24, 2018