Jonah

Can be really sweet or legit Satan .they are also super easy to read just by there face you can tell what there thinking or what there going to do .Also can be a bit vain if this is a jonah reading this saying your not vain .just think ,you googled yourself 😂.anyway gives good advice but needs to stop trusting people getting stabbed in the back then forgiving them .ok

I hate Jonah but it’s fine because he hates me even more

by Blahblahblahx December 15, 2019

Jonah

a nice guy who deserves a nice girl. not that cute or hot or handsome, but very sweet. sometimes he can be a dick. but that’s only when you are a dick to him. he will only date you if you are nice to him and he thinks/knows you are nice to him. don’t be a dick to him.

ThatOneKid: I don’t like Jonah, but he is the nicest person to me.
EatThatPussy445: just ask him out
carson1056: ye m8

by EatDaPuzzy445 January 18, 2019

Jonah

He is a great guy who is not the best at English but great in math. He is currently dating at the moment. He has short brown hair and hazel eyes. He is addicted to dragon ball z and hentai. He may sound awful but he is a sweet person with a great personality.

Did you see how Jonah was going super sauayn in the road!!!

by Gus herbson January 13, 2019

Jonah

Jonah is the type of person to fart in your face if you say one word to him. Jonahs smell really bad especially like mac and cheese. His worse characteristic of his smell is his toes and his breath. His toes have a fungus on them that make them turn into a vegetable. He brags about his prodigyness and that hes gotten in the state championships for every single sport in two years. He should be fat but somehow is skinny.

Wow, Jonah smelt usual today, like rotten aids and michael jordans toes.

by Dave of Bennets November 27, 2018

Jonah

Jonah is the sexiest man he is a god in bed or anywhere you want him. He is the sweetest most amazing sexiest man alive ever. I'm the luckiest person to be able to date him. He usually goes really well with Heloisa's and is the best person in the world. SO HOT!!!!!!!!!

A: Did you hear Heloisa is dating Jonah?

B: They are both so lucky!!

by Heloisa Stepan February 12, 2018

Jonah

A child who eats babies in their sleep and then sleeps with their siblings.

Oh, you remind me of a Jonah.

by Rarerocker March 23, 2019

Jonah

A boy that is genuinely caring, is insanely funny and eats all the cheese. He is the guy to wake up at 1:00am and talk to about your personal problems. Is you ever meet a guy who is smiling then you could have you chances that it could be a Jonah

Omg it's Jonah the cheese man

by ChickenCanBeFriedOfCourse March 21, 2018