Bell's Jokes Law 

Bell's Jokes Law states that the potential funniness of a joke is inversely proportional to its length.
Thus, long jokes, with excruciatingly long build-ups and high expectations rarely generate belly laughs, whilst short ones can easily take you by surprise and induce spontaneous mirth.

Long joke: An Scotsman, a trout, two donkeys and a nun went blah, blah, blah, blah...... blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah...... blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah and do you know what the nun said?
Get trout of my house and take your key Dons with you. :O/

Short joke: What should you do if you find a trumpet growing in your garden?
Root it oot! :O)

Man - 'Hey, those two jokes just demonstrated Bell's Jokes Law!'

Bell's Jokes Law by Bellser July 29, 2006

That's Jokes 

Usually said by the British when they see a joke-
back when the law was made in Britain that allows citizens to criticize the king and queen, they had to remind themselves of whats a joke and what's not. Thus the creation of the sentence "That's Jokes" is made.

Hahahahha "That's Jokes" man.

That's Jokes by hamburgermanfunnysajfks December 4, 2019

Tom's jokes 

Tom's jokes are hilarious in the beginning but gets overused. It make's Tom's friends cringe but new people laugh.

Tom's jokes made that new cute girl laugh. I didn't laugh. I've heard him joke about his broken heart too many times oml.

Tom's jokes by Man bun March 20, 2018

Rajnikant V/s CID Jokes 

A cancerous Indian facebook page who try to be "funny", but only thing funny about the page is their name and the stupid ass logo they put on every post. People who like RVCJ are generally fans of Kapil Sharma too.

Son: Dad, I discovered a funny page on facebook. It's called Rajnikant V/s CID Jokes.
Dad: Tu meri aulad nahi bhenc**d.

Rajnikant V/s CID Jokes by DankMemesIndia August 8, 2016

someone's got jokes! 

Response for when someone says something they thought was really witty, when in fact, it was not.

Jeff: Can anyone guess what song this is?
Sarah: Your mom's song!
Justin: SOMEONE'S GOT JOKES!

someone's got jokes! by Pants of Randy July 5, 2006

someone's got jokes 

Response for when someone says something they thought was really witty, when in fact, it was not.

Jeff: This song is about hope
Sarah: This song's about your mom!
Justin: Someone's got jokes!

someone's got jokes by the pants of randy July 8, 2006

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aalyna is a short / tall girl that is bixesual , has a lot of best friends she’s beautiful and loyal she’s nice and will always put herself first she funny and will make jokes

aalyna is a short / tall girl that is bixesual , has a lot of best friends she’s beautiful and loyal she’s nice and will always put herself first she funny and will make jokes

aalyna is a short / tall girl that is bixesual , has a lot of best friends she’s beautiful and loyal she’s nice and will always put herself first she funny and will make jokes by Kmtod June 17, 2023