John T. 

A John T. is a particularly nasty manager at a bookstore. Known for his moodiness, blistering criticism, withering stares and constant whining, he is feared by both empolyees and customers. You might find him lurking in the shadows of the non-fiction section, ready to pounce at your shelving mistakes. He also has a street rep for being one of the best dancers aound, but don't ask him to dance unless you fancy a write-up and or trimination.

bookstore empolyee 1: Shoot man, we got a new manager. he's a total John T., too.

bookstore empolyee 2: *shakes uncontrollably* oh no...

John T. by booklover019192 October 15, 2009

John T. Wolfe 

1. mediocre billards player
2. one who cannot handle losing well

Hey, wanna go to the bar and hustle some John T. Wolfe's for cash?

Even though I only win half the games I play, I feel the need to be a John T. Wolfe after each one.

John T. Wolfe by LaRold Blondo May 11, 2013

When Today Is Friday But John Didn't Go To The Movies: 

A meme on Reddit that people started making darker versions of like, John didn't go to the movies because he was killed by minions.

Wanna go to the movies on Friday John?
When today is Friday but John didn't go to the movies:

When Today Is Friday But John Didn't Go To The Movies: by BootyJuice21 September 22, 2023

Don't Wake Up The John 

a slang used to refer to a sleepy man who shall not be disturbed

My friend said to don't wake up the john aka his father otherwise he shall punish me with impunity

Don't Wake Up The John by WIlliam Penilecock January 2, 2023

John Titor 

In November of 2000, a man named John Titor posted on an Internet forum claiming to be a time traveller from the year 2036. All of his posts are archived on the Internet.

"John Titor is a fraud"
"John Titor is real"

John Titor by Legend of the Phoenix May 15, 2006

John Tardy 

The vocalist of the death metal band Obituary. His vocal style shouldn't be left to the term "death growl," but "death roar" due to the sheer power of his voice.

John Tardy is rightfully referred to by some as the greatest death metal vocalist of all time.

John Tardy by DaRoffle October 17, 2015

John Turturro 

One of the most underrated actors of all time, Italian, incredibly versitile and able to fit into any character. Played a dim-witted southerner in "O Brother where are thou" A Sicilian gangster in "The Sicillian" a nerdy jew in 'Quiz Show" and a pedophiliac latino in "The Big Lewbowski." Frequently works with Spike Lee and the Coen Brothers.

"You said it buddy... Nobody Fucks with the Jesus" - John Turturro, The Big Lebowski

John Turturro by derek finley October 11, 2004