by Jj johnson J3317 February 14, 2018
He isn't the most attractive man in the world but he makes up for it in the bedroom/kitchen/couch. he has the one of the most beautiful eyes in the world. he doesn't lie nor does he dog the boys, but on the odd occasion he does doggy-style the ladies. he is a ladies man. he has the most charm ever. he has a huge dick. he is good at basketball, drawing and ladies.
by Janie22Janie November 7, 2016
Hes an amazing guy standing at 4 something, brownish eyes, and very athlethic. Not the very best looking look wise but heart wise? OOF. Thats a 10/10. He’s hilarious, Amazing, and one of a Kind so if I was you,I would never let him go. Once he finds his dream girl, he will stay with that dream girl. He will love her and care for her until they’re old. He is just an amazing all around guy
by Jellyonaga21 December 14, 2018
a guy who is handsome and intellegent. Great at football ladykiller and has kevin hart sense of humor.
by PlatypusSquirrel November 11, 2013
A guy who gives you no attention. Overweight and extremely obsessed with video games. Will probably turn gay and live in his parents basement for the rest of his life. Don't date john, he'll treat you like he doesn't know you.
by magicflash April 26, 2016
Irish God of Sarcasim- fabled to be the most sarcastic deity of any civilization. John could kill a an army of men with a sarcastic comment. Stories tell of John having such a horrid reputation for ruining lives with his sarcasm. That is why the common day toilet is also called a "john"..
by sharpiedeathray August 30, 2013
John
by dogluvr412 January 1, 2012