Another word for a toilet
by Thedankestrick April 18, 2020
A young male with a surprisingly large head. Someone who constantly watches television and/or games regularly. Someone in "John's," life has him wrapped round him/her's finger.
by Baby John November 6, 2011
A boy who looks like luke hemmings. He is the definition of eye candy. But he will lead you on and will tear your heart apart. Some think of him as a good friend others think he's a jerk
by MichaelCIsMine January 16, 2015
John is awesome
by Jaaa was here November 5, 2017
The best guy you could ever find. Fairly tall, deep storied eyes, thick, wavy black hair, tan, smelling like a seductive cologne...every bit of him is irresistible, especially his smile. His deep, calm voice makes you want to listen to hours and hours of it. He is extremely sweet, loving, and protective. He makes intense sacrifices and gestures for the people he loves. Initially, he can have a shy quality, or in some cases, a cold aura with a big ego, but once he gets to know someone, they get to see the huge, soft heart he really has. He is hilarious, sarcastic, and will stop at nothing to tease you playfully, but he is warm, cuddly, and comforting whenever you need him to be. He gives incredible hugs, which are guaranteed to make you feel better. Never give up a John or take advantage. He is vulnerable and his heart breaks easy. However, he is forgiving and never vengeful, especially to people he used to love. He is definitely the kind of guy that will make you feel at home and genuinely in love, and the amount of comfort you will feel with him cannot be counted in numbers. Ultimately, a John is perfect marriage material.
Damn, if all of us treated girls like that John over there treats that blonde, we'd be having sex twice a day!
by HeyThere7772208 November 27, 2018
This is my 50th time adding a definition about my name.
John is the name of an awesome guy who is gets all of the girls. He's pretty hot, too. Toned body, bushy black hair, and brown eyes. What he doesn't have in body height, he makes up for in a certain lengthy object. John might as well be considered the second coming of Christ, he's perfect in every way, so much so that he's been single his whole life and crying as we speak because that probably won't ever change.
After some surfing on www.urbandictionary.com, he found that there are other John's out there in similar situations, and is down anytime to communicate with fellow John's about how women may or may not be constantly plotting against them for reasons so minuscule they might as well be non-existent.
John is also constantly mistaken for his inanimate counterpart, and discarded-half brother, the toilet. Women often find it funny to define Johns as shit for this reason. But John's can unite in strong numbers to overcome any and all obstacles, making them a force to be reckoned with. Beware, the John.
John is the name of an awesome guy who is gets all of the girls. He's pretty hot, too. Toned body, bushy black hair, and brown eyes. What he doesn't have in body height, he makes up for in a certain lengthy object. John might as well be considered the second coming of Christ, he's perfect in every way, so much so that he's been single his whole life and crying as we speak because that probably won't ever change.
After some surfing on www.urbandictionary.com, he found that there are other John's out there in similar situations, and is down anytime to communicate with fellow John's about how women may or may not be constantly plotting against them for reasons so minuscule they might as well be non-existent.
John is also constantly mistaken for his inanimate counterpart, and discarded-half brother, the toilet. Women often find it funny to define Johns as shit for this reason. But John's can unite in strong numbers to overcome any and all obstacles, making them a force to be reckoned with. Beware, the John.
by They're holding me hostage January 11, 2019