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The voice of reason during these scary times. He makes good arguments for both sides of anything being discussed and is not afraid to speak the truth no matter how hurtful it may be.
Joe Rogan: "Theres only 2 genders."
Liberals: "How dare you"
Joe Rogan: "Climate change is real"
Conservatives: "How dare you"
by YoTeLoDije December 20, 2018
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A hilarious and enlightened subversive stand up comedian who carries on the torch of George Carlin and Bill Hicks.

He is well known as a color commentator for UFC and being the host of the reality game show Fear/Factor.

He got a lot of attention when he called out Carlos Mencia for stealing other comedians jokes and proving it.

He is an advocate of psychedelic drugs and a weed enthusiast.

He isTae Kwon Do blackbelt and champion and holds a
brownbelt in Jui Jitsu under Eddie Bravo.

He's a super badass motherfucker who's really funny.

"Dude, Joe Rogan told some annoying cunt in the audience who wouldn't shut up that he was gonna wrap his dick around her neck and start her up like a lawnmower!"
by DMTelf March 13, 2009
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-The pot smoking commentator for the UFC who says very amusing things

-Formerly the host of Fear Factor, but no one watched that shit

-A very funny stand up comedian who often jokes about wacking off
Joe Rogan: That cut looks like a goats vagina!

Me: Omg, joe. Really?
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Being A Professional Dick Rider Constantly on some ones nuts giving to much glory/prais when not deserved
Being a dick rider like joe rogan is on UFC ex: Guys wins a fight Joe Rogan says "Man ive never seen some one with such physique such talent just

look at how his biceps glisten in the light"
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