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A Bi-sexual in denial, someone who shags a lot of girls to hide his true sexuality and nature.

Uses slang words deprived from America such as 'U dan no', 'Poonani' and 'Bare'
Joe Puddick: I got with 3 girls in one week U dan no
Random person: But I know your Bi-sexual Joe Puddick, you pretend to like that poonani

Joe Puddick: 'I am Bare hungry'
by Bare Poonani lover March 27, 2013
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The horrible moment when you realise that you have accidentally done something very slightly wrong which has very bad (usually embarassing) implications for you. This is typically the moment of realisation that you just sent a dirty text message to a close member of family, typically your mother, rather than the intended recipient.
Message: "i'm free this afternoon so come over and fuck me senseless, my parents will be out all day"
Recipient: Mum
Message Sent
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by Jimmed September 26, 2006
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