Joe Alwyn

Joe Alwyn is a British actor famously known for being so gorgeous it actually hurts...

Buy Reputation by Taylor Swift including songs about Joe Alwyn and how he is fit like a daydream...

by RIP Nils Sjoberg November 12, 2017

joe alwyn is poorer than taylor’s cats

by giselle123456 April 11, 2023

OMG have you seen how hot Joe Alwyn is?
Yeah a literal daddy

by donottellmewhattodo November 24, 2021

A british pisces who is poor at acting but is dating The Taylor Swift. and who will always be known as Tswift's boyfriend.

Hey do u know Joe Alwyn can't literally act and he doesn't have any musical intelligent but he won the Grammy by producing songs?

by INTj Karen October 10, 2022

a daddy wbk! king of acting ended your faves! has sex with Taylor Swift!

Taylor Swift moaned softly in the middle of the night: “Joe Alwyn don't stop! Harder daddy!” as he entered her.

by NilsSjoberg13 September 10, 2020

Taylor Swift moaned in the middle of the night: “oh joe alwyn, don’t stop, harder daddy!”

by NilsSjoberg13 September 10, 2020