Jingle Keys
Jingle Keys by Geedavey October 31, 2009
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Jingle Keys
People referencing something they find funny without understanding what the joke is, or where it comes from; like babies laughing at jingling car keys (Examples: Doge, Pepe, Big Bang Theory Show, "fist me daddy"; memes and references with no real meaning
I've been a Jingle Key numerous times, I used to say "pwn" all the time back when I played Runescape.
"You guys are a bunch of Jingle Keys! You have no idea where I got these dope ass memes from!"
"You guys are a bunch of Jingle Keys! You have no idea where I got these dope ass memes from!"
Jingle Keys by dumbmofuc August 3, 2016
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Jingle Keys
When a person makes a reference to something they think is hilarious without knowing why it's funny (such as memes like Doge and pepe). It takes no effort to entertain that person like jingling keys in front of a baby. A counter meme.
"wow, much pleb. Insert sad Keanu! hahaha"
"Every word that just came out of your mouth was jingle keys!"
"Every word that just came out of your mouth was jingle keys!"
Jingle Keys by debotchery6 August 18, 2016
I Used To Jingle My Keys Stylistically For Consentual Pleasure Consentual For Stylistically Keys My Jingle To Used I
I Used To Jingle My Keys Stylistically For Consentual Pleasure Consentual For Stylistically Keys My Jingle To Used I
I Used To Jingle My Keys Stylistically For Consentual Pleasure Consentual For Stylistically Keys My Jingle To Used I
I Used To Jingle My Keys Stylistically For Consentual Pleasure Consentual Pleasure Of Knowing Raspberry Flavored Cocaine Is A Basketball For Stylistically Keys My Jingle To Used I
I Used To Jingle My Keys Stylistically For Consentual Pleasure Consentual Pleasure Of Knowing Raspberry Flavored Cocaine Is A Basketball For Stylistically Keys My Jingle To Used I
I Used To Jingle My Keys Stylistically For Consentual Pleasure Consentual Pleasure Of Knowing Raspberry Flavored Cocaine Is A Basketball For Stylistically Keys My Jingle To Used I
Jingly Keys
1. A pleasing visual and acoustic distraction.
2. Therefore, metaphorically, an answer that tries to draw attention away from a difficult probing question, as if jingling some keys, especially when employed by a simple person who assumes that the questioner will be easily distracted.
2. Therefore, metaphorically, an answer that tries to draw attention away from a difficult probing question, as if jingling some keys, especially when employed by a simple person who assumes that the questioner will be easily distracted.
1. I love the sound of jingly keys.
2. "You said last month that all Muslims should be banned from the US? Then you said you thought a Muslim was one of our finest citizens. Now you're saying the ban was a good idea again. Is this entirely consistent?"
"This is typical of people who hate America. We need strong leadership, Obama should resign."
"Nice try with the jingly keys sir, but I'd like an answer."
2. "You said last month that all Muslims should be banned from the US? Then you said you thought a Muslim was one of our finest citizens. Now you're saying the ban was a good idea again. Is this entirely consistent?"
"This is typical of people who hate America. We need strong leadership, Obama should resign."
"Nice try with the jingly keys sir, but I'd like an answer."
Jingly Keys by Zamzara June 13, 2016
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