by Smark 101 May 7, 2012
1. A TV show host from the 1970s famous for the UK show "Jim'll Fix It" in which children were brought in to have one wish granted by the show's producers.
2. The ritualistic act of inserting one's erect or semi-erect penis in to the ear of a sleeping third party, followed by a loud recital of the theme tune from "Jim'll Fix It", intended to rouse the slumbering victim.
2. The ritualistic act of inserting one's erect or semi-erect penis in to the ear of a sleeping third party, followed by a loud recital of the theme tune from "Jim'll Fix It", intended to rouse the slumbering victim.
1.
"I think Jimmy Savile looks a bit like a paedophile."
2.
"BA-BA-BAAAA! Jim'll fix it for yo-o-o-o-ou!"
"ARGH! Why have you got your penis in my EAR?!?!?"
"Haha - Jimmy Savile'd, bitch."
"...my ... ear..."
"I think Jimmy Savile looks a bit like a paedophile."
2.
"BA-BA-BAAAA! Jim'll fix it for yo-o-o-o-ou!"
"ARGH! Why have you got your penis in my EAR?!?!?"
"Haha - Jimmy Savile'd, bitch."
"...my ... ear..."
by Michael Skinner June 25, 2007
"I told you so, so shut your mouth before I shoot you down"
"I am the son of a bitch, and Edgar Allen Poe"
"I am the son of a bitch, and Edgar Allen Poe"
by Whatsername March 20, 2005
by SadCatIsSad May 18, 2021
The sexiest and greatest american soocer player of all time. Not to mention the greatest center back in the history of the game.
The only trait that exceeds his talent is his beauty and world class humor and personality.
He currently graces the Kansas City Wizards of Major League Soccer with his multifascited being as their tall and strong standing captain.
He is also a media personality often as the strong integral voice of the Wizards and Major League Soccer alike. He leads with the roar of a lion and the grace of a god.
The only trait that exceeds his talent is his beauty and world class humor and personality.
He currently graces the Kansas City Wizards of Major League Soccer with his multifascited being as their tall and strong standing captain.
He is also a media personality often as the strong integral voice of the Wizards and Major League Soccer alike. He leads with the roar of a lion and the grace of a god.
Example 1.
Idiot: "If Jimmy Conrad is so good then why isn't he captaining Man U or Barcelona or one of the great teams?"
JC Fan: "Because he's too good. They couldn't handle his sexy manliness or god-like skill."
Example 2.
Wizards girl 1: "Im gonna have Jimmy sign a soccer ball for my nephew."
Wizards girl 2: "Oh yeah?! Well Im gonna have jimmy sign my boobs. Then
im gonna tattoo it on. I can't wait! I've never been touched by a real man before."
Idiot: "If Jimmy Conrad is so good then why isn't he captaining Man U or Barcelona or one of the great teams?"
JC Fan: "Because he's too good. They couldn't handle his sexy manliness or god-like skill."
Example 2.
Wizards girl 1: "Im gonna have Jimmy sign a soccer ball for my nephew."
Wizards girl 2: "Oh yeah?! Well Im gonna have jimmy sign my boobs. Then
im gonna tattoo it on. I can't wait! I've never been touched by a real man before."
by frankBRILLIANT! January 31, 2009
a drummer for the smashing pumpkins, zwan and jimmy chamberlin complex who has HUGE guns.
he has had an ongoing problem with drugs and was fired from the smashing pumpkins in 1996 after an overdose with jonathon melvoin in a hotel room on tour in july 1996. melvoin didnt survive, though jimmy did and had to go into rehabilitation.
he married his long time girlfriend Lori and had a daughter called Audrey in late 2002.
he has had an ongoing problem with drugs and was fired from the smashing pumpkins in 1996 after an overdose with jonathon melvoin in a hotel room on tour in july 1996. melvoin didnt survive, though jimmy did and had to go into rehabilitation.
he married his long time girlfriend Lori and had a daughter called Audrey in late 2002.
even though jimmy chamberlin is in his early 40s it isnt hard to be attracted to his muscley arms.
that smashing pumpkins drummer has huuuuuuge guns!
that smashing pumpkins drummer has huuuuuuge guns!
by jeezzou August 19, 2006