Skip to main content

Jimbo Slice 

A heavily tattooed hulk of a man that is capeable of bench pressing your whole extended family through a wall, he stands 7 feet tall, has eyes that make you shit your pants and jizz at the same time if you cross his gaze. He breathes fire and snorts dust, some say he pleased a room full of ten dripping women with just one thumb, He can be commonly found gaurding the gates of hell with a battle axe in hand.(do not mess with this man)

Other names: Slice, BBK, slizzy, slizzles, slizzlesaurus Rex...to be continued
dude who the fuck was that?

answer: bro thats Jimbo Slice everyone knows slice.
Words you can keep

Jimbo Slice 

The Jimbo Slice is a delicious mixed drink consisting of: 1-4 shots of vodka and an equal ratio of cranberry juice and Sprite. For a proper Jimbo Slice to be made, the maker must be shirtless, with a backwards hat (preferably of the Phillies), and white sunglasses.

Conversely, if you ask for a Slice of Jimbo, this means you wish to felash the shirtless man mixing the drink.
Jimbo Slice by Bogeegabuh June 19, 2009

JIMBO SLICE 

One of the greatest rappers who ever lived , he resides in Texas and is a pioneer for DFW hip hop music!!! He is also one of the prettiest gangsters who ever lived ……he is a legend in true form
The greatest rapper alive is JIMBO SLICE
JIMBO SLICE by Slice definitions August 23, 2022

Jimbo Slice 

Jimbo Slice is an amzingly awesome kid named Ian at my school and he has a music myspace thats pretty awesome. He has some cool songs on there and everyone should check him out cause he is nice and and awesome singer.
Haley : Wow! Do you hear this kid!

Jade : Yeah, its Ian from school.

Haley : Really!? He's Jimbo Slice!

Jade : Add him on myspace www.myspace.com/odhamboyzonline
Jimbo Slice by ThatOneKidH April 24, 2010

Jimbo Slice Surprise 

A series of events in the following order:
1) Smashing a girl lumber jack style
2) You nut in her belly button

3) Take your axe to shave your chest hair
4) Sprinkle the chest hair into her cum filled belly button
5) Yell "surprise biatch"
Guy 1: It's so tough finding freaky girls that are into hairy guys.
Guy 2: You should meet my friend Lexis she loves getting the Jimbo Slice Surprise !

jumbo slice 

(verb) To take a slightly unattractive girl to a sleazy pizza place after drinking heavily, not order any pizza, but instead make out with the girl in the corner while shitty music plays and the counter-attendants look on unhappily. One who jumbo slices will not take the girl home after.
Mikey's hitting on every girl at the bar tonight. He must really be trying to jumbo slice!
jumbo slice by Nice Hat March 30, 2007
More from Urban Dictionary

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
Next