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1. t00l

2. to fuXup egregiously with immense delay of rectification!

3. Jib \Jib\, v. i. Connected with jibe; cf. OF. giber to shake. To move restively backward or sidewise, -- said of a horse; to balk.

4. n.
A derisive remark.
Dude, that was a total jibbie, you jib'd man!
jibbie by hedkase March 11, 2005
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Los jibbities 

A better way to say LGBT, the tiktok creator @dez.thelez has Latino parents that are queens of coming up with new words. Words no one else is brave enough to use.
Los jibbities month is coming up soon! I hope you’re excited!

Jibber Jabber 

Jibber jabber is Incoherent and unintelligible rapid speech often in slang or patois. Used in the UK as a disparaging name for other languages such as French, Spanish or American.
“It was all jibber jabber. Couldn’t understand a dam’ word the wretched feller was sayin’, Jeeves.”
“But, Milord, he was an American.”
“Yes?”
Jibber Jabber by AKACroatalin June 4, 2015
A word for "joint", used by arabian immigrants in Germany.
Wenn du das hörst, bau dir 'n Jibbit, schmeck die Nachtluft fahr durch die City! - Haftbefehl
Jibbit by dingzya February 28, 2011

Blow Jobbies 

Similar to Blowjobs, Blow Jobbies is basically sucking a jobby. This act is usually preformed on a Jobby Webcam session.
Your Mum Gives Out Blow Jobbies more often than she gives out money.
Blow Jobbies by BCTC March 1, 2021

Fleece Jibber 

the act of wearing very soft leisure pants without underwear and the material feeling so good on the genitals that it causes an orgasm
I bought these very soft sweatpants, they felt so good on my dick, id rather wear those and get a fleece jibber than have sex with my girlfriend.
Fleece Jibber by xacy December 2, 2011
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
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