1. when kyleberg found a coupon for 5 % off a super acme he cummed in his pants! wow, what a jewsy!
2. rumor has it berglen is a jewsy! i feel bad for his girlfriend.
2. rumor has it berglen is a jewsy! i feel bad for his girlfriend.
by dankyke December 12, 2009
Jewsis was the only brother of Jesus who was left out of the modern day bible. Biblical scholars have recently begun finding out new information about Jewsis and his relationship with Jesus through lost scriptures.
Jewsis was known for turning water into juices while his eldest brother Jesus was known for turning water into wine. He was too young for the alcohol transformation. Unlike his eldest brother, he could not walk on water yet he swam faster than Jesus.
According to new scriptures Jewsis had a following of his own, yet his miracles were not spoken about as frequently as his brother the Messiah's. A new uprising amongst several religious groups has begun regarding the Jewsis secret. As scholars dig deeper, the mystery will unravel further.
Jewsis was known for turning water into juices while his eldest brother Jesus was known for turning water into wine. He was too young for the alcohol transformation. Unlike his eldest brother, he could not walk on water yet he swam faster than Jesus.
According to new scriptures Jewsis had a following of his own, yet his miracles were not spoken about as frequently as his brother the Messiah's. A new uprising amongst several religious groups has begun regarding the Jewsis secret. As scholars dig deeper, the mystery will unravel further.
What would Jewsis do?
by laraelle February 23, 2010
A person who has both the stingy characteristics of a jew and the theiving characteristics of a gypsy.
I was in the street and i saw a baby falling rom the ski, i cought it and then, felt something on the side of my hip. I then saw a man with a kippah a beard and in hippy clothings running away. I later found out that he had taken both my wallet and my used hankercheif. Man, what a jewsy!
by Baby thrower January 9, 2010
Jewsy Couture
Clothing brand made especially for Jews and Jew enthusiasts. While it is lesser known among the non jew populace, Jewsy Couture actually hit local Walmarts and dollar stores years before its poorly made competitor, Juicy Couture.
Made with 100% real Jesus tears!
Clothing brand made especially for Jews and Jew enthusiasts. While it is lesser known among the non jew populace, Jewsy Couture actually hit local Walmarts and dollar stores years before its poorly made competitor, Juicy Couture.
Made with 100% real Jesus tears!
Example 1: "Hey Jebadiah, put down that dradle and come with me to buy the latest Jewsy Couture shirt from Walgreens"
Example 2: "Holy matzah balls! This Jewsy Couture product is reasonably priced!"
Example 3: "Sweet Abraham! How could I Passover such a bargain?"
Example 4: "Wow Mr. Goldstien, this Jewsy shirt has quality Id kill (jesus) for!"
Example 2: "Holy matzah balls! This Jewsy Couture product is reasonably priced!"
Example 3: "Sweet Abraham! How could I Passover such a bargain?"
Example 4: "Wow Mr. Goldstien, this Jewsy shirt has quality Id kill (jesus) for!"
by Zhally (We Black) April 12, 2007
Clothing brand made especially for Jews and Jew enthusiasts. While it is lesser known among the non jew populace, Jewsy Couture actually hit local Walmarts and dollar stores years before its poorly made competitor, Juicy Couture.
Made with 100% real Jesus tears!
Made with 100% real Jesus tears!
Example 1: "Hey Jebadiah, put down that dradle and come with me to buy the latest Jewsy Couture shirt from Walgreens"
Example 2: "Holy matzah balls! This Jewsy Couture product is reasonably priced!"
Example 3: "Sweet Abraham! How could I Passover such a bargain?"
Example 4: "Wow Mr. Goldstien, this Jewsy shirt has quality Id kill (jesus) for!"
Example 2: "Holy matzah balls! This Jewsy Couture product is reasonably priced!"
Example 3: "Sweet Abraham! How could I Passover such a bargain?"
Example 4: "Wow Mr. Goldstien, this Jewsy shirt has quality Id kill (jesus) for!"
by Zhally (We Black) April 6, 2007
by Papi grande June 30, 2011