jewsy 

1.A jew who is aroused in the presence of a coupon
2.just a normal kyke with a chode

1. when kyleberg found a coupon for 5 % off a super acme he cummed in his pants! wow, what a jewsy!
2. rumor has it berglen is a jewsy! i feel bad for his girlfriend.

jewsy by dankyke December 12, 2009

Jewsy 

A person who has both the stingy characteristics of a jew and the theiving characteristics of a gypsy.

I was in the street and i saw a baby falling rom the ski, i cought it and then, felt something on the side of my hip. I then saw a man with a kippah a beard and in hippy clothings running away. I later found out that he had taken both my wallet and my used hankercheif. Man, what a jewsy!

Jewsy by Baby thrower January 9, 2010

Jewsy Couture 

Jewsy Couture
Clothing brand made especially for Jews and Jew enthusiasts. While it is lesser known among the non jew populace, Jewsy Couture actually hit local Walmarts and dollar stores years before its poorly made competitor, Juicy Couture.

Made with 100% real Jesus tears!

Example 1: "Hey Jebadiah, put down that dradle and come with me to buy the latest Jewsy Couture shirt from Walgreens"

Example 2: "Holy matzah balls! This Jewsy Couture product is reasonably priced!"

Example 3: "Sweet Abraham! How could I Passover such a bargain?"

Example 4: "Wow Mr. Goldstien, this Jewsy shirt has quality Id kill (jesus) for!"

Jewsy Couture by Zhally (We Black) April 18, 2007

Jewsy Couture 

Clothing brand made especially for Jews and Jew enthusiasts. While it is lesser known among the non jew populace, Jewsy Couture actually hit local Walmarts and dollar stores years before its poorly made competitor, Juicy Couture.

Made with 100% real Jesus tears!

Example 1: "Hey Jebadiah, put down that dradle and come with me to buy the latest Jewsy Couture shirt from Walgreens"

Example 2: "Holy matzah balls! This Jewsy Couture product is reasonably priced!"

Example 3: "Sweet Abraham! How could I Passover such a bargain?"

Example 4: "Wow Mr. Goldstien, this Jewsy shirt has quality Id kill (jesus) for!"

Jewsy Couture by Zhally (We Black) December 24, 2008

I'm from Jewsy 

A term used by ripped orange douchebags fornicators that means they are from New Jersey.

When New Jersey was mentioned, Ronnie mentioned he was from Jersy. "I'm from Jewsy"

I'm from Jewsy by Papi grande July 1, 2011

Jesyanne 

Jesyanne is a name of a girl who has the biggest heart. She is always looking out for others doing her best to make people smile. One of the only ways to make Jesyanne happy is when she is able to make someone else happy. Or, you could just get her food either way works :). Jesyanne is also a BIG fan of anime, especially anime which is on fantasy and superheroes. Like "My Hero Achedemia" and "Demon Slayer". She loves anime!

Jesyanne is a very clumsy girl, she could trip and fall 5 times a day. Jesyanne is also mischievous and playful but also caring and brave. On the other hand, not afraid to help someone in need, even animals, occasionally putting herself in danger because of it.

Jesyanne is very socialble. She can easily be friends with anyone. But if she specifically doesn't want to associate with you in anyway,you might want to think about what you did or did not do.

Anyone who is related to a Jesyanne weather as a family member or a close friend would be the most blessed/luckiest person in the world.

Random Person: Hey, I want to introduce to a friend of mine. She has the biggest heart! Always willing to give up her happiness for someone else's.

Other person: Oh wow! She sounds like an amazing person. Wait! Let me guess her name! Hmmm.... her name starts with the letter "J"?

Random person: Yeah! Her name is "Jesyanne"!

Jesyanne by Your Queen 👑❤️✨ May 18, 2021

Jews don't real 

The hottest of takes, common on the left and the right, positing that Jews do not exist, despite all evidence to the contrary.

Closely related to the concepts of "Jews aren't Hebrews", "Jews aren't Israelites", "Jews stopped existing when Jesus", and "Jews are Khazars", all of which it may or may not overlap with, depending on the particular genre of meshugges.

Jews don't real. PROVE ME WRONG

Jews don't real by Queen Buttrix March 27, 2021