Triple Jewish Bagel

A very special bagel, the best of the best. A bagel can only get elevated to this status by
1. being a bagel (duh)
2. being sold by a Jewish company or family or whatever
3. (the most important one!) being touched by a Jew
Only then will you be in possession of the Triple Jewish Bagel.
John: Look, I have a Triple Jewish Bagel!
All: -gasp- All hail the Triple Jewish Bagel!
by omgitsapanda March 11, 2009
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Jewish kike bagel

When your playing call of duty multiplayer and your kicking ass then all of a sudden here comes this one Jewish kike begal getting u with a headshot after headshot
Damn Jewish kike bagel got me again with a headshot.
by Lmpease March 14, 2025
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