jetta

4 door vw that needs to die, the gayest car ever made, preferred by women and homosexuals, only availiable in automatic or dick shit, reverse gear is an optional upgrade, these cars are extremely popular in hillcrest and san fransisco.

omg look at that gay ass jetta, my skateboard goes faster than that trash

by mikeofawesometown June 15, 2009

jetta

A crappy German import car typically driven by college students, mostly males ages 18-21.

A car bought by college yo boys mommies and daddys for them so they can better fit in.

A cheap yet trendy German piece of crap automobile that is easily customizable driven by college students who usually stick lots of meaningless bumper stickers on the back in a desperate effort to seem cooler than they really are.

Kyle's new Jetta is kickin. He properly fits in with his peers and can now live his life in the flock with all the other sheep.

by IhateAkon. April 30, 2007

jetta

usually obsessed with feet and boys and is very stupid and ugly

ME omg jetta you like feet to much

Jetta no i dont

by girlgirl April 25, 2017

jetta theory

The theory that states there's a 8 out of ten chance that the driver of a vw jetta is a hot female

I got up to the light to find a smokin hot chick driving. Proving the jetta theory.

by Red Rockafella December 12, 2013

Jetta Pimpin

When you cruise around playing loud music from a VW Jetta, with the windows down, with or without sun glasses on.

"We went Jetta Pimpin, to some sweet tunes, as we traveled down town"

by Kurt L March 31, 2008

black jetta

A car driven by hot girls.

Hey whos driving that black jetta? A hot girl.

by jennna October 29, 2007

Jetta Ho

Jetta Hoes are young attractive girls usually 16-26, who are not very intelligent, but come from rich families, or pretend they are rich. When they learn how to drive, they are usually supplied with a new Volkswagen Jetta by there parents. These girls are known to wear big white rimmed glasses and dress very preppy. Ambercrombie and fitch, American Eagle, and Aeropostale are their favorite brands. Jetta hoes are usually really slutty, and will preform most sex acts with most "good looking" males. They are really bitchy, so proceed carefully. Although They usually drive Jettas, some choose other cars as well, Honda civics, acura integras, mitsubishi eclipse and ford focus are a few of the other famous ones.

"Fuck that bitch man, she drives a Jetta, shes just another Jetta Ho"

by Cdub the Collosus September 3, 2007