Jesus Style

To carry something like Jesus did with the cross.

I carried my backpack full of books home Jesus style.

by CGpalace June 24, 2009

Jesus Style

When you fuck a girl while she's suspended with her hands nailed to the wall

"So, how'd it go? Did he fuck you Jesus style?"
"Nah, we were going to, but he kinda left me hanging."

by Wizeguy88 November 22, 2016

Jesus Style

Adj, when one does a task worthy of jesus status
syn, amazingly done

Dude you murked on them bitches JESUS STYLE

Dude you tradeflipped that bowl JESUS STYLE

by billnye2 September 4, 2010

Jesus Style

To offer fine or expensive alcohol to drink at a party after people are already drunk. Origin: When Jesus allegedly turned water into wine it was said to be good quality.

I thought I had another box of wine but I just have the good stuff. I guess we're drinking Jesus Style now!

by Mushnik December 19, 2017