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When the clock reads 3:16, as in John 3:16 "For this is the way God loved the world: He gave his one and only Son, so that everyone who believes in him will not perish but have eternal life." Its kinda like when the clock reads 4:20 for pot smokers, its time to roll a fatty.
Hay, its 3:16 Jesus Time. Time to make Jesus part of your day.
by 4TAP March 14, 2010
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sending two texts in a row without a reply inbetween.
Rachel: whats up?
Tessa: not to much! hbu?
Tessa: dude, i'm so bored.
Rachel: stop double texting me.
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1: To kick ass in the name of the lord
2: A battle cry to announce you're going to kill someone, which will cause them to some how be introduced to Jesus.
Guy: It's Jesus time!
Guy2: Oh shit.


Guy: It's time for Jesus!
Guy2: OH SHI--
by Solocidal January 30, 2008
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When you declare Jesus time there is no cussing and no shenanigans .
Guy 1: That little mother fuc...
Guy 2: It’s Jesus time.
Guy 1: Ok.
by Hamburgerblobfish May 10, 2019
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