Jesus Murphy 

A phrase uttered by Canadians who stub their toes. By replacing "Christ" with "Murphy," these Canadians manage to avoid hell.

(toe is stubbed) Jesus Murphy!

Jesus Murphy by FNods May 20, 2012

Jesus Murphy 

Canadian Jesus Christ. Meant to be said as an expletive.

What time is it? Jesus Murphy, I’m late!

Sue screams Jesus Murphy after she see’s a spider. She’s a total arachnophobe.

I like saying Jesus Murphy instead of using the lords name in vain.

Jesus Murphy by Kaizo64 September 1, 2018

Jesus murphy 

A character in "The Heretic," a one-man show by Christian Conner.

"Jesus Murphy, evangelical atheist"
-"The Heretic" by Christian O'Conner

Jesus murphy by Tristan October 22, 2003

jess murphy 

A out of control grog monster inhabited by the spirit of miffy. She was a good host due to the large amount of beer being abled to be consumed by her. She goes fucking mental when the spirit of miffy shows itself. Throws her hubby to be through doors and pounds his forehead with her sloppy tits.

Jess murphy got miffed last night and went nuts about not being able to breast feed children.

jess murphy by henryhenryhenderson August 3, 2016