Jesus Mother Licker Share definition Flag One who thinks of himself as higher in rank than others. As high as Jesus. A concieted mama's boy. "Yo, who do ya think ya are?! Just cuz you got millions in da bank don't give you the right to act like a Jesus mother licker." Jesus Mother Licker by sucker CMC and Ray January 13, 2010 Get the Jesus Mother Licker mug.