jesus hands

When playing four-mallets on the marimba or vibraphone and the ends of the mallets cause blistering at the center of the hands. This causes the hands to resemble jesus' hands when they were nailed.

Hey, Jackie what's goin' on with your technique. You're getting Jesus Hands.

by JeffR November 29, 2007

Jesus Hands

A taunt used with your arms spread open and slightly halfway raised, as though being crucified, while approaching someone.

"This mfker's coming up hard with them Jesus hands.."
" I came at em with my Jesus hands."

by SplishSplashOnMyRash November 29, 2017

Jesus Hands

Jesus Hands is when a guy and a girl are making out and the girl grabs the guys dick while they are still making out and holds it for a short amount of time and then begins to stroke. Its like Jesus in every stroke

Autumn and Jacob were Making out when Autumn pulled off Jesus Hands

by Omega GayLord July 15, 2010

Jesus Hand

When you have a sore in the middle of your hand. Either from a blister or a cut, in place where jesus got nailed to the cross.

'man all this screwing has given me a jesus hand'.

by thebubbler June 12, 2011

Jesus Handshake

A Jesus handshake is when someone spits on a cock then sucks it passionately while jacking it off and rubbing the balls. Once the man cums, they smear the cum all over the hands and rub it in their face then rub the cock on their eyes.

Person 1: Yo this person maya is a hot chick
Person 2: Yeah she gave me a good ol’ Jesus handshake!

by Cosmiccun7 December 13, 2022

JesusHand

The ability to seduce any woman with a slight of hand

Wow that guy must have the JesusHand to get that many girls

by TurtleNex December 26, 2019