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I am tired of everyone bitching and arguing about what color Jesus was. HE WAS NOT BLACK OR WHITE HE WAS MIDDLE EASTERN!!!!!!!! By the way middle eastern people are more closely related to white people so stop being asswipes! HE WASN'T BLACK
I am damn tired of people telling me jesus was black, he was middle eastern.
by superninjapenguin March 01, 2007
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An axclamation that indicates something heavy has dropped on your foot or similar unexpected event.
Jesus! which one of you brain surgeons dropped the hammer on my foot.

Anyway, I was explaining to her, oh Jesus - did you drop that one? It stinks!
by JapaneseMaths September 06, 2007
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A nice guy who taught love, kindness, tolerance, etc. Sacrificed himself because we're all giant penises. Now people claim to follow his teachings, but just screw them over.
Oh look, there's Jesus over there! The world's gonna end.
by Poop N Scoop July 05, 2005
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Our savior
Who died on the cross to save us from our sins.
The one who keeps my faith alive.
I say to myself that everythings going to be okay, because of Jesus.
by peaceiseverything March 18, 2010
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The guy, whom most Christian girls are overjesused about.
Sandra: I love Jesus SOOO much. He is my friend!

Kate: Yes, so is mine! I really love Jesus.

Tom: You should probably find some REAL friends, gals...

Kate & Sandra: -______-
by Xfing May 27, 2009
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Jesus is the light of the world. He died for our sins. He loves us enough to die on a cross for us. He never will forsake us. He is the Son of God.
"Jesus died so my sins could be forgiven," said the little girl.
by ChristLovesMe April 06, 2011
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