jessica simpson

A woman who is probably set for life financially, not because of her music career, but through capitilizing on her disgustingly anencephalic stupidity. She makes Dubya look like Enstein.

Dick: "Think I'll go kill some brain cells".

Harry: "You gonna sniff some glue with me?"

Dick: "Naw, man. I'm gonna go watch "Newlyweds" on EmpTy V.

by Aw Yeah August 03, 2004

jessica simpson

the dumbest bitch on the face of the earth..proof that looks can get you money

Jessica: i didn't know buffalos had wings?!?!

by imnickmywifeisadumbbitch March 08, 2004

Jessica Simpson

Hot as hell but dumb as fuck!

The two extremes.

by Luka June 21, 2004

Jessica Simpson

Female who pretends to be stupid for attention and high ratings.

I find it appauling that girls think you have to pull a Jessica Simpson to be noticed.

by ~*Foxy Lady*~ October 16, 2006

jessica simpson

The only person alive that can't see the difference between chicken and tuna.

*Jessica simpson eating 'sea chicken' (tuna)*
Jessica: is this chicken or tuna?
Nick Lachey: omg..

by Weapons of no mass destruction September 09, 2006

Jessica Simpson

Has everything a man wishes of a woman:
1. Big breasts
2. Big ass
3. No brain

Jessica Simpson? That dumbass blonde?

I don't care, I'd still fuck her.

by Fuckitall June 02, 2006

jessica simpson

The better Simpson. So what if she's dumb, at least she isn't a poser like ashlee.

Jessica Simpson: This says baby food. Is it food or is it baby?

by Angelacia May 01, 2007