The worst team in the national hockey league. they are all fagots. The new jersey devils are known for sucking ass except not actually because nobody on the new jersey devils gets girls. the new jersey devils aren’t men. oops looks like you dropped your purse ladies
Wayne Gretzky: The new jersey devils are a mickey mouse team! They are faggots
Dumb new jersey fan: Wayne Gretzky would not say that!1
hockey dude 1: the new jersey devils are disgusting because new jersey is a bad place
hockey dude 2: bro you are so right!
Jack Hughes: That’s so mean! Because I am a pussy I am going to kill myself!
hockey dude 1: have fun!
Dumb new jersey fan: Dont’ kill your self Jack Hughes I want to rail you you can’t die before i shove my dick in your mouth1 because i’m a homosexual faggot fan from new jersey
Dumb new jersey fan: Wayne Gretzky would not say that!1
hockey dude 1: the new jersey devils are disgusting because new jersey is a bad place
hockey dude 2: bro you are so right!
Jack Hughes: That’s so mean! Because I am a pussy I am going to kill myself!
hockey dude 1: have fun!
Dumb new jersey fan: Dont’ kill your self Jack Hughes I want to rail you you can’t die before i shove my dick in your mouth1 because i’m a homosexual faggot fan from new jersey
by avalanchefucker December 30, 2022
Most boring NHL team, as they play the trap and only score when they can force a mistake by their opponent. Have great goaltending, but are mainly held together by Scott Stevens.
The Devils fell apart in 03-04 after Scott Stevens got hurt, losing the Atlantic Division race to the Philadelphia Flyers and then to them in the first round of the playoffs.
by Dewey July 11, 2004
Basically the worst team in the NHL, haven't been good since Ilya Kovalchuck decided to leave the hole known as Newark.
Friend 1: Hey man did you watch the New Jersey Devils game last night?
Friend 2: No, I would much rather watch my parents have sex than watch the New Jersey Devils.
Friend 2: No, I would much rather watch my parents have sex than watch the New Jersey Devils.
by NHLFacts June 7, 2015
A national hockey league team that utterly sucks. Home to the biggest pussy of a goaltender and the stupidest and worst fans in the league.
New Jersey Devils Fan 1: Hey whats that black thing rolling around
Devils Fan 2: I 'don't what the fuck is that thing, and why are they hitting it with sticks.
Devils Fan 1: Well whatever at least we won back in ... when did we last win?
Devils 2: I don't know
Devils Fan 2: I 'don't what the fuck is that thing, and why are they hitting it with sticks.
Devils Fan 1: Well whatever at least we won back in ... when did we last win?
Devils 2: I don't know
by emokid123 March 8, 2010
A hockey team from New Jersey who were originally from Colorado and named the Colorado Rockies. They moved to NJ in 1982 and have won the Stanley Cup} three times. The Devils are widely underestimated and never really expected to win, explaining their catchphrase "Devils vs. Everybody". Their rivals are the New York Rangers and the Philadelphia Flyers. They have had many amazing players in the past, including Martin Brodeur, Scott Stevens, and the current Taylor Hall. They also had Ilya Kovalchuk, but almost ever single Devils fan hates him with a passion.
by 420-69 November 18, 2018
Worst hockey team in NHL history Wayne Gretzky once called the devils mickey mouse inferring that they are a childish team and only loved by little children who's brain haven't started growing
by Jimmy Whehelan March 20, 2017
dude I saw the Beast and I SWEAR I saw the same thing on Jersey shore last night It must have been the Jersey devil
by Jimbobjoe March 23, 2012