Jerry Seinfelding 

Jerry Seinfelding: - A Very Annoying Person - the act of one Jewing around about useless shit that will not make a difference Ex. Prices of something/The act of another person/, Complaining about something for no apparent reason yet not making your point clear Ex. Complaining about something so ridiculous, it gets annoying and you want to punch the person in the mouth, Arguing uncontrollably about someones stance, skin color, Price compared to another Price, A specific way someone says a word and or The price of the Chinese food you order all the time.

Mom: Alright if you want to ride your bike you have to wear a helmet.

Kid: Im 16 years old im pretty sure i don't need a helmet.

Mom: Then you can't go out.

Kid: Your being ridicules ma its a block away.

Mom: You can get hit by a car and fall and crack your skull

Kid: Alright so at the specific time i go down the block, im going to be in some kind of final destination stance when Death pushes a fucking car over the sidewalk flipping over and specifically crushing me. You really need to stop jerry seinfelding and you can start by SHUTTING THE FUCK UP.

A family is in a supermarket
Mom: I don't want to get the sauce off the shelf.
Dad: Yah i agree
Kid: Why not
Mom: There is a scary looking black guy in that isle.
Kid: What is he going to do fucking rape you.
Dad: How about we go to the super market in long island.
Kid: that is like 2 fucking hours away.
Mom: Yah lets go there
Dad: The prices are also too expensive
Kid: Whats the big difference
Mom: Well the can of sauce is like 2 dollars cheaper at the other super market.
Kid: First off this is a block away from our house make use of it, second off i can pull 2 dollars out of my ass crack if you want and finally...Shut the fuck up and stop jerry seinfelding before i go kramer on your ass.

Jerry Seinfelding by Chris Toh Fah September 8, 2010

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012