Jerk Jerky

Skin that peels off your dick, caused by too much masturbating.

Mike: "After jacking off to Tina Fey 6 times yesterday, my boomstick has the worst case of jerk jerky."

Adam: "Damn! You should have used some lotion or something."

by Professor Booty, M.F.A. November 26, 2010

Jerky Jerk

When you make that mogilny move or get one in the net, Jerky Jerk to the fans. Gwarrrrr

Fan: What a mogilny move.
Fan 2: What a goal!
Fan 3: Whats he doing to himself now?

by foug June 13, 2003

Jerk jerk

When you eat beef jerky while you jerk off.

"What are you doing tonight?" "Oh not much, just planning a Jerk Jerk session later."

by sullyvan September 29, 2017

Jerk Jerker

The name of a person who fully believes it’s a good idea to masturbate next to somebody that is sleeping or who is believed to be sleeping.

My brother is a Jerk Jerker. I caught him beating it while he thought I was asleep.

by Warn7 January 4, 2024

Suicide Jerk

When masturbating, right before blowing your load, yell "MOM!" or "DAD!" and try to finish before said person enters the room.

Oh man, i cant go out tonight i got grounded when i failed the suicide jerk.

by FudgePackerTodd October 17, 2010

the old pump and jerk

1. An old fashioned reach around.

2. Getting screwed over.

1. Gay porn is built on the old pump and jerk.

2. Ignacio said he had my money but all I got was the old pump and jerk.

by themaskednwker September 14, 2013

Don't Jerk Off On My Breakfast

when someone is ruining something and telling you that what you are doing is wrong, not to help you out, but for no apparent reason. As a response you tell them to not jerk off on your breakfast.

I was having a great morning, but then Benji had to ruin my morning by telling me that the Giants were 1-7 so I told him "Please Benji, from now on, Don't Jerk Off On My Breakfast"

by weiny0402 November 7, 2018