Jarvis: "Sir, Agent Coulson of S.H.I.E.L.D. is on the line."
Tony Stark: "I'm not in. I'm actually out."
Jarvis: "Sir, I'm afraid he's insisting."
Tony Stark: "Grow a spine, Jarvis, I got a date."
Tony Stark: "I'm not in. I'm actually out."
Jarvis: "Sir, I'm afraid he's insisting."
Tony Stark: "Grow a spine, Jarvis, I got a date."
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by Jonny7x November 21, 2018
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Jarvis is a guy who is a master at a lot of things. Usually a very fast typer, loves his TV shows and is a sex god. Is a fan of a bunch of stuff and is sometimes a nerd. He is also a member of the 'Mone Brothers'.
1. Jarvis is a humping master.
2. Jarvis is a farting master
3. "Bro, see Jarvis over there, he has all the TV shows. If you want shows that's all your laptop, ask Jarvis."
4. Jarvis is my favourite 'Mone Brother'.
2. Jarvis is a farting master
3. "Bro, see Jarvis over there, he has all the TV shows. If you want shows that's all your laptop, ask Jarvis."
4. Jarvis is my favourite 'Mone Brother'.
by thejumpinghumpingmaster March 30, 2019
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Did you wash your...jarvis last night?
Lets keep it on the jarvis, so as not to gain any attention, alright?
You don't want many people to see your jarvis.
Person 1: Is jarvis a word?
Person 2: Yes.
Lets keep it on the jarvis, so as not to gain any attention, alright?
You don't want many people to see your jarvis.
Person 1: Is jarvis a word?
Person 2: Yes.
by Janus Alpaca April 23, 2008
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A curious creature. may or may not enjoy consuming leafy green substances. Only one is known to man, but others may exist under the roofs of those parents are too lenient.
A warning to casual observers; "Jarvis" is extremely tempermental and will snap for reasons only known in its own angsty mind.
A warning to casual observers; "Jarvis" is extremely tempermental and will snap for reasons only known in its own angsty mind.
civilian 1: "Whos shampoo did I use today?"
civilian 2: "Oh that was Jarvis'."
civilian 3: "Jarvis and Fake D are pecking away at each other like toddlers again"
civilian 4: "Im not going to class today, Im going to pull a Jarvis"
civilian 2: "Oh that was Jarvis'."
civilian 3: "Jarvis and Fake D are pecking away at each other like toddlers again"
civilian 4: "Im not going to class today, Im going to pull a Jarvis"
by Hamed&Andrew July 18, 2006
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The typically overweight drinking-buddy/sidekick of a cotch/cotchski. Can be solo, but operates best symbotically with his more vain counterpart. Usually drunk, belicose, and confused. Both a wingman and doormat.
After insulting and attempting to fight the cotch's arresting officer, the jarvis was also charged and incarcerated.
by Napoleon Bonerhard November 19, 2006
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by Bob H August 16, 2019
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an unspeakable thing.
Jarvis
(can also be spelled Jarvus)
An unspeakable thing.
Did you wash your...jarvis last night?
Lets keep it on the jarvis, so as not to gain any attention, alright?
You don't want many people to see your jarvis.
Person 1: Is jarvis a word?
Person 2: Yes.
by Janus Alpaca April 23, 2008
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