Me: Man i loves me that Rum we had last night dude
My friend: Yeah man that Sailor Jarry's
is the ShitMe: Dude yooouu got so wasted last night that you fucked the ugliest trick ive ever seen, she had two moles pimples everywhere on her fat body, she was also a hunchback and what looked like herpes around her vagina.
My friend: And how do
you know that?
Me: Thats because I walked in on your crazy ass
fucking her