Definitions by Machine-Gunner

jark 

A Mascot from a art website called deviantart.com. jark Is a yellow alien that can most often be seen probing unsuspecting antro-artists, and forum trolls with his green probe.

"man,jark sure had fun with those llamas last night"

jark by Machine-Gunner December 21, 2003

hamtaro 

A show where hamsters going around solving really retarded problems and a girl named "laura" (who owns hamtaro) goes on really dumb "puppy" love scenarios.

Hamtaro should die!

hamtaro by Machine-Gunner September 13, 2003