1 definition by Dashel
Verb. To calculate the amount of time it would take to have sex with a big monster with green fangs and angry feet whiles wearing swimming pads and condoms you stole from the german gay band eating some new flavor of noodles in their new shoes they got with all the money they made doing discount abortions and explosions. In Kilominutes.
I've never seen the formula for jarking before. I reckon someone'll find infinity before I see that.
by Dashel May 13, 2005