In Oakville, a mystical creature exists known only to the locals as JAR JAR, a large African-Canadian male subject who enjoys consuming human spines, and harassing, old help-less men with patty hats and no ways to defend themself. He rules over the kingdom of Hopedale with an iron fist, and sends roaming death squads (known as the "Hopedale Kr3w")to terrorize the Red Hat Society (old women and Korean War veterans). He is the illegitimate son of Erykah Badu and Jar Jar Binks, and this in turn caused him to father three glowing, white children with his sweatpant-wearing, dumbredneck of a white girl.
yo ol' man, what you sayin'!? Me Jar Jar, show some respect, white boy!! (old man craps himself) Nice hat!!!
Star Wars’ most failed character. He is a funny/socially awkward sidekick wannabe. He is the reason why the prequels are so bad.
The annoying things he does makes him look like a man-child.
There have been many theories about this character (the most popular is that he is secretly a dark lord.)
Never bring jar jar back. Ever.
“This Jar Jar character makes me want to put my neck through a noose”